Here I Go Again (On My Own)

Someone said From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (20 hours old)

'Will is mysteriously absent. I can only assume he’s reacted badly to your defection to Brendan and thrown himself down a ravine.'… more

Someone said From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (8 days old)

'Well, the next time we make inappropriate purchases with other people’s money I want you to stop mixing poisonous mushrooms in your wine, it’s not doing your memory or sensibilities any favours.' … more

A film of ‘mists and mellow fruitlessness’ From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (9 days old)

I hardly ever frequent mainstream cinema, primarily because I don’t like new releases especially ones that set out to chronicle the life of someone I respect and admire. Thus going to see ‘Bright Star… more

Someone said... From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (25 days old)

'I trust my little piranha is having an enjoyable day.' … more

Spotted From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (28 days old)

My mate, Ian Brown, swaggering down Bayswater road in a pair of red-black-and-white trainers. … more

The Times they are a-changin'... From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (30 days old)

I am my second week in to buying The Times on a daily basis - I do it for the free books. And while normally I would hastily flick through the 'news' section from today onwards I have resolved to dash… more

Spotted From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (31 days old)

Gloria Hunniford wearing an offensively bright orange jacket while being filmed behind Ted's Veg Stall in Whiteley's . … more

Spotted From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (32 days old)

Tom Parker-Bowles biting his fingernails. … more

Someone said... From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (35 days old)

'She likes drinking, smoking and fucking. In that order.' … more

To Speak of Cunt That Is Damien Hirst From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (36 days old)

Finally the day has dawned when media darling, and byproduct of the stringently, commercialised, shallow turn of the millennia, Damien Hirst has fallen from grace. The national press has almost unanim… more

I think I dreamt this last night... From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (40 days old)

Promenading along Portobello Road we stop by a stall packed with archaic gewgaw. Scrutinizing the rubble, I say to my better: 'These fossils look man-made to me.' The corpulent termagant behind the s… more

Someone said... From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (42 days old)

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilised?… more

Blowing in the wind From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (42 days old)

Shielding myself from the acid drizzle with the Metro whilst running down Berwick Street I spotted a headline above my bonce which read: 'Grandpa Stalin wasn't a killer'. Oh interesting, I though, and… more

Seminal Photo Of The Day From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (43 days old)

I'm a florist by trade, the nosegay's for your funeral. … more

House bloody wifery From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (43 days old)

Sitting anxiously on a discomodious polypropylene chair and perusing one of those consummately fascist-fashion magazines, to pass the hour, while awaiting to be called in for my 6:45 appointment, I sn… more

Seminal Photo Of The Day From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (45 days old)

Yeah okay, but can you do this?!… more

Seminal Photo Of The Day From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (47 days old)

34 BB I presume?… more

Turner at Tate From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (47 days old)

I do like a bit of art now and then, and today seemed like the perfect day for meandering around Tate Britain. Albeit, I'm not a huge fan of Turner and only like a select few of the old masters, I tho… more

Seminal Photo Of The Day From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (48 days old)

'I've got the money, you got the fags?'… more

Seminal Photo Of The Day From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (50 days old)

Anna Karina: 'I've got my eye on you, Luc.' Jean-Luc Godard: 'And I've got my eye on that fella's ass, Anna' … more

Seminal Fact Of The Day From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (51 days old)

Robert Frost was the world's first writer-in-residence, in the 1920's, at the Middlebury College in Vermont. … more

Spotted From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (51 days old)

Dixons new slogan: 'The Last Place You Want To Go.' Damn right!… more

Meeting one of my heroes in Soho Square From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (53 days old)

Running up and down numerous stairs, I spot an opening in the grind and dash outside through the back door for a quick cigarette. I perch my perilbottom on an iron balustrade and surveying the passing… more

Peril and Risk Conversing #6 From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (54 days old)

Miss Perilbottom: Oh my dear Mr Riskingham, I have found you a lady friend! Mr Riskingham: Have you been looking in the mirror again? … more

Miss Lonelyhearts for schizophrenics From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (55 days old)

The London Review of Books is a shitty, trifling scrap-rag consisting of ill-considered one-dimensional appraisals of contemporary best-sellers written by senile pseudo intellectuals and superannuated… more

Seminal Fact Of The Day From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (56 days old)

Henry Miller kept a print of the Neuschwanstein castle, built by the mad Ludwig of Bavaria, on his bathroom wall. … more

Short Story Part 3 From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (57 days old)

A big-eyed freckled woman inspects my disheveled condition, and after a quick intense contemplation, her eyes searching, she births a disgruntled resounding: 'Yes'. I want to tell her I once led a dec… more

Short Story Part 2 From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (57 days old)

Next morning I wake alone - all blurred and drowsy and morbidly drugged - my face to the window. Next door the radio is bellowing one lovesick serenade after another. I gaze out on to a narrow lane, a… more

Short Story Part 1 From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (57 days old)

I hit the mattress like a corpse. Another body collapses nearby. We dwell in perfect silence, almost not breathing. The poison juices gush along the blues of my limbs anesthetizing each one as they go… more

Someone said... From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (58 days old)

'Apparently man cannot live on beer alone.'… more