Hmm, it would seem that one of my favourite albums (U2's Achtung Baby') has been worn out by overplayment! I'm trying to rip it to MP3 as I type but fear the worst!
Have removed all references to the song I sent to LT on v-day as it dawned on me that, should she choose to come looking, it may lead her straight here. And that wouldn't be great.
But damnit I can't figure her out! A normal person, after sending flowers to someone they find incredibly attractive, would probably then ask said person out on a date! But then I'm not renouned for ever doing anything normally. For example on saturday I was a high as a kite after the whole-spontaneous sending of flowers moment and stayed that was for the rest of the....well I still am actually. Granted I did my usual trick of talking utter nonsense to lots of strangers (men and women it should be pointed out). For example:
Told Girl #1 I was a comedian. When she asked me to tell her a joke I said I wasn't working as it was the weekend! When she laughed at this I said "now imagine how much you'd laugh if I was working!". Granted I'm quite proud of that but I didn't care about the girl.
Same thing with Girl #2. Not unattractive admittedly. I sat knelt down holding her hand (in a proposing kind of pose now I think about it) and talking to her for about 10 minutes. I can't remember very much of what was said but I do remember telling her my name, where I lived, a brief description of my stupid facebook picture atm and that if she looked me up I'd tell her the best joke in the world-then I left! At one point she even mentioned that I was sat on the floor which if I had been of a more sober mind I might have taken as an invitation to sit down next to her on the comfy sofa upon which she was sat.
But I didn't care! This situation requires me to trend very very carefully indeed and I need female perspective on this one. It's a lot more complicated than what I have revealed here.....
...oh an Achtung Baby is properly screwed and refuses to play beyond track #9. Arse!
