This morning, whilst watching tv with JS (we'll get to her shortly) I remembered that I ate a dog biscuit on friday night! I was sat with a dog at the time and A brought a treat over for the dog-but gave it to me instead! My hair is very glossy today and I wonder if that is why....
Dunno what happened to CA last night; got a text late afternoon saying he'd be out around 9:30 and that was the last I heard. Had to use AB as a wingman instead which was......interesting. Granted he's good at getting me to talk to people but at the same time he scares their friends away!
So anyway, I was talking to a girl, lets call her Amy (for that was her name) and through the course of our conversation (including mutual hair complimenting) we established that she wishes to join the army. And that's when I went on my little rant about the army, the air force, Margaret Thatcher, Obama, the Middle East, the middle Earth and gravity. I jest not. I call this my political rant and I infrequently break it out; and only to those I think can take it. Which Amy could....unfortunately her friend was getting more and more uncomfortably with AB and dragged Amy away before any conclusions could be drawn. But I like to think I made a difference.
Earlier on I joined BD and his partner for her birthday celebrations. Having been introduced to 15 new people I immediately proceeded to forget all their names. Except Dave who I referred to as my constant a la Lost. Oh, and a girl named Sarah who claimed to be wearing a coat made from beaver and therefore asked "if I wanted to stroke her beaver" I did. She declined an offer to counter-stroke my hair which she described as "glossy" (again-thanks to the dog biscuit no doubt).
I was also stopped by another complete stranger who was very complimentary and asked when the band were playing again; I told him March.....hopefully. And I really hope I'm not lying. Haven't seen MB for a bit though but I assume he's still up for it.
Anyway, post-club AB, JS and myself wound up back at my house for more drinks. Plus we ate the chilli I cooked last night which was delicious. Unfortunately it was also supposed to be my lunch today! Ah well.
About 4am, having bagged my spare room earlier, JS announced that she was going to sleep. AB decided he was going to sleep with her. I went to bed.
Woke up this morning with JS beside me and no sign whatsoever of AB! I don't actually know what occurred between them but I suspect absolutely nothing. JS has no idea when or why AB left but I'm guessing she rejected him and his advances-which would also explain why she was in my bed.
All very complicated; I believe and accuse AB of "cockblocking"! Gotta love that term!
Anyway I looked after JS this morning (she is only 18 bless her) as she was horrifically hungover and had to go to work at 12. So I made her coffee, bacon sandwiches etc as best I could. I'm willing to bet she is still suffering though.
Funny thing was that while I walked her to work we saw someone doing in the infamous "walk of shame" which I commented on, then had to explain. Two minutes who should I see doing the said walk of shame than CM! How I laughed.....
